"I never know how to third wheel properly."
forcing a friend to watch a tv show
*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*
A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK
meeting someone who has the same music taste as you
this girl in history thought Hiroshima was a pokemon
This dog is confused by an egg.
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)
OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE
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"clean your room!"
when people ask you how school is: