Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch
wash your fucking ass
Wash your attitude
Pretty Boys & Crazy Fangirls
are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”
when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down
a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”
i hope you fall in love with someone who’s never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you
"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"
Chuck x Sarah Meme | 5/9 Scenes
"Here, I brought you a little going away present. You should take a look at it."
note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke
who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me
did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !
"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"
u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class