seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

(via ugly)




i could listen to most irish people talking for hours on end

i mean not at the same time or anything that would be terrifying but you know

[voices of 3 million irish people]

T O P   O   T H E   M O R N I N’   T O   Y A

i literally just said that in an accent and laughed myself out of my chair

(via coldenblood)


someone at school today said ‘xD’ out loud like EX DEEEEE and i didn’t think i’d ever have to be faced with that

(via guy)